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Welcome to WWW - Wilderness Wally's World - A place where one can read a story about Americana or discover information on the many people and places of interest in beautiful New Zealand.

Margo sends:
Just a note in case you haven't seen it, Cream Soda in cans, made by A&W Root Beer, is now in New Zealand.

New Zealand police in pursuit of a 100-kilogram boar found their role reversed when the pig started chasing them.
Officers were called to round up a dark-coloured boar posing a traffic hazard on a semi-rural road near Timaru on the South Island. But the two officers had to call for backup when the pig began playfully pursuing one of them around their patrol vehicle. (Playfully?)

Sergeant Greg Sutherland, a former pig farmer, went to assist along with Animal Control. The pig's owner could not be located, but a noose was used to control the animal.

"When I got there, with equipment ready to dispose of it if necessary, the pig was standing in the grass at arm's length to the Animal Control officer," Sergeant Sutherland told The New Zealand Herald. "I thought, well, we can't shoot it, really.

"So I was rolling around in the grass for a while. I up-ended it on the hind legs and sat on it, and we tried to hog-tie it, which was unsuccessful because [with] its little fat leg, the rope kept slipping off him."

Sergeant Sutherland says after 20 minutes of "continuous squealing", the boar was tied up and heaved into the back of a ute. "Two of us sat on it while we drove it to the pound," he said. "We could have destroyed it, but we decided it was too nice a pig to do that to the owner."
Timaru District Council told AAP the pig had been claimed.
"I wonder who claimed it and what they're going to do with it?"

Wackos alive and well in California!
A free parking spot is one of life's little perks. At a time when the price of everything seems to be going up, free parking is something they can still hang onto.
But in California, environmentalists say all that free parking comes at too high a cost- in greenhouse gas emissions. Environmentalists say if people drove less, there would be an environmental benefit.
With the support of green groups, the state senate passed a plan offering cities and counties financial incentives to slash the number of free parking spaces on the street and in government-owned lots, and to reduce the number of free spaces businesses are required to provide. Good Grief!

Click here to read more at Wally's Front Porch - Don't mess with this flight attendant!

Click Here for Pot Luck - Stray dog hired as security guard ... food and board.

Lord, please keep Your arm around my shoulders and Your hand over my mouth.

Expatify.com (A website self-described as "Inspiring Expatriatism") has put together a list of the top 10 most suitable countries for American Expatriates:
10. Costa Rica
9. South Africa
8. Mexico
7. Spain
6. Brazil
5. Italy
4. Australia
3. Czech Republic
2. Thailand
1. Argentina

Is it just me or does the selection of South Africa seem a little confusing? South Africa over other countries like ... say ... New Zealand!

South Africa where the US Department of State says: "CRIME: Although the vast majority of visitors complete their travels in South Africa without incident, visitors should be aware that criminal activity, often violent, occurs routinely. Notwithstanding government anti-crime efforts, violent crimes such as armed robbery, carjacking, mugging, "smash and grab" attacks on vehicles, and other incidents are regularly reported by visitors and resident Americans."

It is an interesting list to be sure. Half way down I started to wonder, "How did they come up with this?" Then they answered:
Here's how we determined the list:
First off, we considered how receptive the locals were to Americans– is the local culture open to American values? Are they welcoming to yanks? Next, we looked at how popular the destination was for Americans who have already expatriated. Are there plenty of homegrowns who you can meet and befriend? Is there already a thriving community from the U.S. there? We also considered how easy it is to get around speaking only english, and also looked at similarities between the local culture and America. Do local customs overlap with American ones? Lastly, we considered certain practical necessities, such as how easy it would be for Americans to find jobs there, and whether the location was affordable (this is how we eliminated places like the UK, France, or Japan from the list– too expensive, despite doing well at all the other categories!). We also admit to a heavy dose of subjectivity involved in the rankings.
Link here to the expatify.com website

For the latest security information, Americans travelling abroad should regularly monitor the Department of State, Bureau of Consular Affairs website, where the current Travel Warnings and Travel Alerts, as well as the Worldwide Caution, can be found.

US bashing alive and well:
Tim Wilson is the Television New Zealand news reporter assigned to report on the things of import that happen in the United States. It is only appropriate because he, like most media talking heads in New Zealand, loves to tear the country down, can't speak more than two sentences without some sort of insult and confines his reports to anything negative about the US or its people.

For instance, in reporting on the upcoming visit of Secretary of State Hillary Clinton he said; "... Even though the US is broke and in decline, it has markets New Zealand wants."

The New Zealand Herald's weekend edition saw an item by John Roughan a Weekend Herald columnist and another big fish in a small pond. The headline read; "World safer if we discard Bush demons." Yes, he is still bashing Bush ... only now it is the reason the US has taken its eyes off the 'terrorism' ball.

All this is pretty typical of the media reporting we experience but it has been this way for a long time now. Of course, as is the case of all mainstream media in any country, this is the only view many New Zealanders get of the US and it's people.

New!8 Feb 2010 - Tonight, TVNZ (Television New Zealand) aired an item on the replenishing of Scott Base, New Zealand's permanent base in Antarctica.
The item reported how an ice breaker was needed to break a passage for a supply ship to land at McMurdo Base. It told of the window of opportunity for the one supply of the year and the turn-around time of eight days to unload supplies and load goods being shipped off the ice.

They also explained how Scott base had run out of a few supplies in the last few weeks and how the re-supply was so timely.

Neither the words United States nor American were mentioned in the entire piece.
Why should it be, you ask?

Well, You see, the ice breaker was a United States Coast Guard ship, the re-supply vessel was operated by the U.S. Military Sealift Command and McMurdo Station is an American Antarctic research center located on the southern tip of Ross Island on the shore of McMurdo Sound in Antarctica operated by the United States through the United States Antarctic Program, a branch of the National Science Foundation.

It seems to me that TVNZ, as usual, had to do a whole lot of small minded editing to leave out all of those facts and not recognise the US for any part of the re-supply of the Kiwi base. Of course it is typical and I would have been more than surprised if it had been an honest report. You see it happens too often to be unintentional.

So there you have it, yet another example of a local version of 'fair and balanced' reporting.

Click on 'Miscellaneous' in the Table of Contents to expand and find US Contacts In New Zealand and other items.

Click to view some of our photos of New Zealand As usual, a work in progress.

Come back often, have fun, keep in touch...
Mr and Mrs W-W


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Chuck Dionis said:Walt.. Merry Christmas and Happy New Year
(Bill O'Reilly doesn't want me to say Happy Holidays anymore) LOL
Take care, and see you when I see you Chuck

Barb Chrisman said:Hey, W/W, it's the "Pink Glove Dance": put on by an outstanding hospital near my neck of the woods. It was a great presentation.

And that Ford commerical was great!


Cindy Lou Tache said:Hi Walt & Georgea
Just to let you know I'm up and running at Leon's Sweet & Savoury,,I've made about 900 perogies and they are all for sale,,frozen and ready to go into the pot...pumpkin pies will be started on next,,so if anyone wants to purchase them for Christmas,, they should get their orders in,,,lol
Would love to see you again,, but this time I am open for business,, by the by thanks again for dropping in to see me...so if anyone is keening for a A&W root beer float or a great sundae, banana split or my winning personality,,i'll be there most of the time from 10am til 10 pm..I hope to see you all on my shop,,,on 47 Customs Street at Leon's Sweet & Savoury (AKA Rush Munro's)
Be well everyone
And see you soon at the shop..
Cindy Lou
PS: shop email is sweetleons@hotmail.com

kansasgirl said:Hi Wally and Mrs. Wally. Just wanted to let you know that Martha's Backyard has their new stock in - Pop Tarts, Fritos (yay!!), candy corn, A&W root beer Jiffy cornbread muffin mix, Reeces and many other goodies. (Sept 5th)

Barbara Kreusch Chrisman said:Wally,
Being a nurse, I am especially pleased that you thought to include the CDC article to help teach people how to protect themselves from the Swine Flu (and from many other communicable diseases).

Margo said:Check out Mrs. WW's Kitchen, a recipe for Butterfingers to try.

Jack Cooper said:nice one walt -keep in touch
Jack

DK said:Congrats, WW! You've hit the Big Time!

Barbara Kreusch Chrisman said:OK, why doesn't Tarzan have a beard. (I noticed there was no link when I first saw this about 3 days ago, and finally decided to ask.)

Barbara Kreusch Chrisman said:I've read your story about your mother (and selling your sailboat to make the last trip to see her) before, and I love it. Glad you included it for Mother's Day. Especially pleased to see you credit our loving heavenly father, God, for providing you the impetus to make the trip.
In Christ's love,
Nurse Barb

kansasgirl said:Your story about spiders in Australia freaks me out! Having lived in South America and seeing the same sized spiders on my way to school (like webs from tree to tree but luckily set back from the footpath), I know why I have the arachnid phobia that I have!

Frank Hoolihan said:Ages since I last visited Walt. Joy says I should be
horsewhipped. Couldn't wait. polished off the "Easter Bunny"
last night. Delicious.

WW said:Thanks Barb, I forgot where I put it! Memory - it's the second thing to go!

Barbara Kreusch Chrisman said:WW: You noted above, on Potluck, a story about a man with an ankle bracelet stole the bracelet, but I didn't find the story on Potluck. I've checked a few days, and it's still not there. What/where is the rest of the story, as Paul Harvey would say?

Barbara Kreusch Chrisman said:How good of you to provide the link to Q's site. I'm not technilogolically (spelling?) competent enough to do so.

Barbara Kreusch Chrisman said:WW: Your comment about thanking service members led me to refer you (and your readers) to www.IraqWarHeroes.org. The gentleman who devotes his life to honoring veterans has sites for WWII vets, Korean and Vietnam vets, Iraq/Afghanistan. He was a Vietnam vet, and changed his name to Q Madp. He is a wonderful photographer, and provides photos of funerals and "welcome home" events to the families of veterans. He of course does a good job of showing the honor/respect that the Patriot Guard Riders provide for funerals (to prevent the distraction of people intent on politicizing the services).

Margo said:Loved the night sky story, reminded me of the "Simpson" episode when Lisa tried to get people to look at the night sky. When I was a kid in the desert we used to lay out in the backyard and just stare at the stars. Bet they don't do that in many places anymore?

Anon said:What do you expect from THE rag in NZ ... and why do you think we don't read that rag?

Margo said:Just think of all of us women who are sitting on a goldmine! Wonder if I should sell mine on e-bay?

bird of paradise said:December 7th is now known also as the day OJ was given a 'life sentence' behind bars too! Supreme Justice!!

Josie Coker said:A rather belated congratulations on your 40th wedding anniversary. Your trip sounded wonderful and made me so nostalgic about the good old U.S. You two enjoy life together while you can...who knows about tomorrow??

bird of paradise said:Great that Starbucks is everywhere so you can get your morning 'fix' - happy trails eating your way across the west!

bird of paradise said:WW and Mrs W, great to hear about your Big OE/adventures in CA! Enjoy resting up for the next ones when you hit the road again...

Linda (in Ca) said:I was so pleased to meet you and your wife today. I really enjoyed our visit! Please do come visit again!

Colleen May Murray said:Hi Wally, Had Mrs Wilderness over Sat night for dinner, as usual a few wines were consumed, but of course we missed you not being with us. Not long until Mrs W arrives now and you can wander together again.
Bye for now
Colleen & Brian

Joy & Frank said:Howdy Walt, Loved your story about the Coffee Shop. There is now a new one open on the main rd. In Orewa, between "Joust" and Plantation. We plan on taking Georgea there when we get back from Wellington. Off tomorrow & back Monday. Take care but still have fun. F. & J.A.

Joy & Frank said:Whats this about going incognito.Problems with the Law ???.
Hope you are having a great time.Try to keep out of mischief
Adios Amigo. Joybells & Franco.

Margo said:Glad to see you back writing and know we all look forward to your adventures. You are missing lots of rain and now nippy weather too, aren't you envious?

Kansas Girl said:Hey Wally,

What's been happening in the USA? Where are you (or is that top secret?) and what have you been up to? I want to hear about the computer salesman! Be glad you left New Zealand when you did. The weather took a turn for the worse within hours of your departure. Is this a coincidence?


Colleen & Brian said:Hi Wally, Glad to hear you had a great trip back to the USA. Will look forward to hearing of your wanderings.
C & B

Frank & Joy. said:You see Walt, miracles do happen. Bon Voyage. Have a great
time but dont forget where they make the best coffee.

Kansas Girl said:Happy Easter! I loved your article about Easter. I am totally gutted that I will never see Easter on the 22nd of March but then there are a lot of things I probably will never see....the sphinx, Vladavostock, the Congo.......... But have a great Easter Sunday yourselves.

Margo said:After reading about Easter, I am convinced there was something wonderful about living in 'Ignorant Bliss' when we didn't have so much information.

WW said:Thanks for dropping by Dianne!

Dianne from the pet shop said:Hi Wally, enjoyed your interpretation of cricket. A bit like us kiwis trying to explain American football!!

Wilderness Jr said:VERY sad that the MIGHTY Cowboys lost against the silly Giants :(

kansas girl said:Hi Wilderness,

Good to have another look at your site. I saw a pic of the new US $ coin but now I can't find it back. Could you email me a copy of it? Turkey day is coming.....


BOON250 said:I loved the Rainbow Bridge story.... very touching....

California Sus said:I think the little TBall player is thinking "outside the box". He's probably at the top of some company.

California Sus said:Bart is so cute. I like the "stupid" signs idea. I could place many of them.

Dawn said:Stopped by for another look Walt. Glad you two have weathered another storm over the ditch. We are still contending with ours. Nine weeks for me now before I head off for New Mexico. Counting down ........

Bonnie said:Wally, you two really tickle me, I think you are more AMERICAN than you were when you escaped to The Land of The Long White Cloud. Anyway, keep up the good work, your site makes me homesick and I still live here!!

WW said:Susie - Be there before you know it... if the Good Lord is willing and the creeks don't rise!

Susie Lever said:Hi Wally. Love this website, but makes me miss you and Georgea more.

WW said:Thanks for stopping by Terri. It is all a work in progress and we hope you drop in often.

Terri A. said:This website is very informative, especially the "Travel New Zealand" link. Keep up the good work.

WW said:BOP-Thanks but now they are flying porkers! For a while anyway.

bird of paradise said:Love the blinking globes and the updates - thanks!

WW said:Thanks Dawn, hope you visit often. The bird life in immediate region is Wilderness Bart! (Inside the house.) Outside there are plenty of birds and we will write about them soon.

Dawn in Oz said:Hi WW, love your website. Lots of information for everyone. Would love to see some shots of the bird-life in your immediate region. Will revisit when I have more time and have a good look - but love it.

WW said:Thanks Meredith, we hope you stop by often and if you get a chance tell a story or two.

Meredith Lynn said:Great website!

K & M in Maine, USA said:Dear Wilderness Wally, Your web site makes us smile! There is nothing like this site, which stirs the embers of our identity as Americans, and makes us chuckle in the process, too. K & M

W-W said:bop - Thanks, but DK takes the bows for looks. I think his wife has some input as well!

bird of paradise said:The front page looks great with the flags and the various languages printed underneath - I like it!

Wilderness said:Thank you Lois, DK makes it all look good. Also, I told him to call his Mother more often. WW

Lois Wessel said:Am really excited about your pages. Of course I could be prejudiced--Dk is my son. But seriously it is really nice.

     
 

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